Check out the newest planet discovered by telescope.  It is PINK!

http://space.com/22265-small-alien-planet-direct-photo.html

Ted decided to send out an exploration team to claim the planet in the name of FabricaTed Americans.

Check back soon to follow the exploits of the great American Heroes known as Fabricated Americans.  From chasing down terrorists to keeping peace in their own home town, these “fluff-filled freedom bouncers” will make you feel good about being an American!